Your name is LAUREN.You are the DAMARA WRITER for the blog ASK THE POSITIVE HOMESTUCKS. You are ASEXUAL, and very often you have to listen to people say that YOU JUST HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED SEX YET. Your hobbies include ROLEPLAYING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND PANDA, MAKING PHOTOSETS OF RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE, WATCHING ANIME, SUPERWHOLOCK, READING COMICS AND BEING A PART OF MANY FANDOMS, NAMELY THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM. And in that moment, I swear there were INFINITE CATS WITH SPACE FUR.
Idk. I have difficulty with full gallons of milk and orange juice. This could be really great for people with dyspraxia or other disabilities that cause weak motor skills.
Don’t you love it when people see assistive technology like this and then assume it’s just for super lazy people instead of maybe, you know, folks who find everyday tasks difficult or impossible otherwise? There are SO many people for whom this could be really helpful: people with motor issues, vision issues - I mean, fuck, this would be really helpful for children and the elderly, too, because a whole gallon of milk or juice is heavy as fuck for a little kid or for someone with poor muscle tone. But nooooope, let’s just make it into a joke about stereotypes of Americans! hurr hurr!