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Your name is LAUREN.You are the HEAD MOD and the KANAYA AND ARANEA WRITER for the blog ASK THE POSITIVE HOMESTUCKS. You are ASEXUAL, and very often you have to listen to people say that YOU JUST HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED SEX YET. Your hobbies include ROLEPLAYING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND PANDA, MAKING PHOTOSETS OF RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE, WATCHING ANIME, SUPERWHOLOCK, READING COMICS AND BEING A PART OF MANY FANDOMS, NAMELY THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM. And in that moment, I swear there were INFINITE CATS WITH SPACE FUR.

plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

manicfool:

*Laughs maniacally* They say Homestuck cosplays are EASY.

SPIDERMOM [X] DAVESPRITE [X] ERIDAN [X] LATULA [X] GAMZEE [X] FEFERI [X] FROG ARADIA [X] DAVE [X] ROBO ARADIA [X]  JACK & DAD [X]

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

peppershrine:

it’s transparent, feel free to use it for your blog  (☆^ー^☆)

peppershrine:

it’s transparent, feel free to use it for your blog  (☆^ー^☆)

captainmischief:

babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

wait, those are anxiety attacks? 

… apparently I have anxiety attacks

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

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totallycrazed:

lycaons:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

and, and look at this:

“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”

HELL nO.

Signed! C’mon people! we need more signatures! 

draven926:

loliconprince:

”you’ll agree with me when you’re older”

Fun fact: I actually agree with my parents less now than I did when I was a kid.

shubbabang:

What if the trolls went to human high school but like everyone knew what trolls were so it wasn’t as weird but still like what if

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deancentric:

dean-and-samwinchester:

piesexualdean:

TEAM FREE WILL IS THREE HUMANS

THREE HUMANS

HUMANS

A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT, A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, AND NOW

A HEAVEN DROPOUT.

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casscruffybeard:

Dont forget this little bitch face here

always reblog for the bitch face.